i meant to do this earliar but better late than never right???

happy birthday avril, i am going to keep this post free of death threats no matter how many times i have to backspace this to do so. i hope you had a wonderful birthday and stay clear of subway trains and anything else that might bring you to an untimely death. my present to you is a whole night of wild sex with me which i know is much better than anything you could get from anyone else i might even throw in letting you offer me a handjob and then some fries off the wendy's dollar menu, since i always get the munchies after some great sex, or after smoking some great pot i can't remember which one but both of them get me excited in the same way, either way have an amazing day or amazing next few hours since this is so late

xoxo
jamison